Engagement

Retainers & fees

The firm publishes its fees, an act of radical transparency it permits itself exactly once per website. All engagements are subject to partner review and a brief, painless conflict check. If your host is also a client, we will represent whoever asked first.

Single Engagement

$1,200

Flat fee, per obligation

  • One bespoke excuse, drafted to order
  • Engagement dossier, hand-delivered
  • One rehearsal call with an associate
  • Delivery within five business days
  • Thirty days of post-excuse support
Begin Intake

Chairman's Circle

Inquire

By invitation or referral

  • Partner-led matters exclusively
  • Household and multi-generational coverage
  • Standing witnesses on regional retainer
  • Annual review held wherever you are pretending to be
  • Further terms are not described in writing
Request a Quote

Fees are quoted in dollars. Invoices arrive labeled "consulting."

Before You Write to Us

Preliminary feasibility assessment

A courtesy instrument. Adjust the particulars of your obligation and the firm will estimate, without obligation and without judgment, how cleanly you can be removed from it.

This week

72%

Feasible. Standard engagement, standard discretion.

Recommended practice: Workplace & Corporate.

Confidential Intake

Request a consultation

Complete the form below. Write plainly; euphemism slows the drafting process. Nothing you disclose here can be discussed with anyone, including you, in public.

By submitting, you acknowledge that the firm never confirms nor denies any engagement, and that you were, as far as anyone can establish, never on this website.