Why throw away flavor?

Sprinkle your dandruff on pasta.

Paid advertisement Dramatization A dad brushes his hair over a bowl of spaghetti while dandruff falls onto the noodles and his family cheers
Dale Pruett, inventorSeasoning the family spaghetti
Free Eyebrow Grater!

The Flake Shaker clips onto any hairbrush and catches every flake in a parmesan-style shaker. Brush in the morning. Season at dinner.

  • Fits any paddle or cushion brush
  • Canister unclips for the table
  • More than twice the protein of grated parmesan
  • Top-rack dishwasher safe

Only$19.99plus P&H*

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Or call 1-800-555-FLAK. Operators are standing by.

Paid advertisement Dramatization Black and white: a frustrated man brushes dandruff off his suit jacket into a bathroom sink
Before Flake ShakerEvery morning in America

Does this look familiar?

You're brushing good flavor down the drain.

About half of all adults get dandruff. Most of them brush it off their shoulders every morning, rinse it down the sink, and then sit down to dinner and pay for grated cheese.

1 in 2adults get dandruff. That's a lot of topping going to waste.
2 to 7days for a flaky scalp to replace itself. A normal scalp takes about a month.
0%wood pulp. Store-bought grated cheese can contain powdered cellulose to keep it from clumping. Flake Shaker flakes are 100% you.

There has to be a better way. Now there is.

It's as easy as 1, 2, 3

Clip it. Brush it. Shake it.

Hands snap the clear Flake Shaker catch tray onto a blue paddle hairbrush

1Clip

The clear catch tray snaps onto the head of any paddle or cushion brush. The canister rides along the handle on two clips. No tools needed.

A man brushes his hair at the mirror while dandruff collects in the Flake Shaker canister

2Brush

Brush the way you always do. The tray catches what falls, and the chute sends it straight into the canister. Most people fill a canister in about a week.

A hand shakes dandruff flakes from the Flake Shaker onto a plate of spaghetti

3Shake

Unclip the canister, flip the green lid, and season. Spaghetti, salad, soup, popcorn. If you'd put parmesan on it, you can put yourself on it.

Paid advertisement A chef in a white toque grates his own eyebrow over a Caesar salad with the Eyebrow Grater
Chef Ray CastellanoLive studio demonstration

The chef demonstration

A real chef put it to the test.

Chef Ray Castellano has cooked in Italian restaurant kitchens for 26 years, and he came into the studio a skeptic. Then he picked up the free Eyebrow Grater. Its curved rasp gives delicate dishes like Caesar salad a finer, more even dusting than the canister can.

"By law, parmesan has to cure for at least ten months. These cured on my face for about a week. It's a different product. Some people are going to prefer it."Chef Ray Castellano, 26 years in professional kitchens

The side-by-side taste test

Store-bought parmesan vs. Flake Shaker

Ten everyday Americans tasted two bowls of spaghetti without being told which topping was which.

Paid advertisement Actual taste test A blindfolded woman tastes spaghetti from bowls labeled A and B while a host holds a microphone
Blind taste testBowl A: store-bought. Bowl B: Flake Shaker.

Flake Count™ Meters

Bowl A: store-bought parmesanBowl B: Flake Shaker

Protein
About 33%
75 to 80%
Flakes per shake
About 140
About 210
Cost per serving
$0.11
$0.00
Wood pulp
Up to 4%
0%
Aging time
10+ months
2 to 7 days

Dandruff is made mostly of keratin. Parmesan figures come from standard nutrition labels. Flakes were counted by hand by a member of our staff.

Nearly 1 in 3 tasters preferred Flake Shaker! Six preferred the store-bought parmesan. One left before the results were read.

Real customers. Real flakes.

Families are already seasoning with Flake Shaker.

Customers shown were compensated in product. Individual flake yields vary.

From your free Scalp Caesar booklet

Forty recipes for your flakes

The Scalp Caesar recipe booklet, with a Caesar salad topped with flakes and a hair on the cover

All 40 recipes come in the free Scalp Caesar booklet with your order, including Flake-Crusted Chicken Cutlets, Grandpa's Minestrone, and a holiday cheese ball that contains no cheese.

Flake Yield Estimator

How much free topping is on your head?

Tell us about your scalp. We'll estimate your weekly yield, how many servings it seasons, and how much grated cheese you can stop buying.

Your flake level
Brushings per day
2 times a day
Flaky scalps in your household
1 scalps

Your estimated yield

0 gof flakes per week
0pasta servings per month
0canisters filled per month
$0of grated cheese saved per year

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Estimates only. Individual flake yields vary. Based on a store-brand 8 oz can of grated parmesan at $4.79, a 40-gram canister, and one heaping tablespoon per serving.

But wait!

Order now and we'll send you a second Flake Shaker absolutely free. Just pay separate processing and handling. And that's not all.

Paid advertisement Everything you get: two Flake Shakers, the Eyebrow Grater, and the Scalp Caesar recipe booklet
Here's everything you getCall 1-800-555-FLAK
    Double-Your-Flakes Shampoo bottle in a shower caddy

    Double-Your-Flakes Shampoo, sold separately

    Made without zinc pyrithione, selenium sulfide, ketoconazole, or coal tar, the ingredients other shampoos use to stop flaking. Add it at checkout to fill your canister faster.

    30Day
    Guarantee

    Our 30-day money-back guarantee

    Try Flake Shaker for 30 days. If you're not completely satisfied, send it back for a full refund of the purchase price, less processing and handling.

    You do not need to return the flakes. Please don't.

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