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The Lot

Every unit we build, priced the way Hank Sr. prices things: once, in paint, on the side of the unit. Walk the lot below. Anything wagon-sized goes straight in your wagon. Anything crane-sized starts with a call.

The Pocket Rooster microreactor, styled like a tiny red barn with a rooster weathervane
Backyard

The Pocket Rooster

The smallest unit we make, and the one Hank Sr. calls "the gateway reactor." Doghouse footprint, barn-red panels, working weathervane.

  • Output: 0.2 megawatts, more than your house has ever wanted
  • Footprint: 4 ft by 5 ft, fits where the doghouse was
  • Refueling: once every 8 years, Denise brings donuts
$9,750
The Homestead backyard reactor with a red gambrel roof and picket fence
Backyard

The Homestead

Our best seller. Shed-sized with a gambrel roof so it matches the barn, and a dutch door because Hank Jr. insisted. The hum is quieter than your well pump.

  • Output: 1.5 megawatts, the house plus the hog barn
  • Footprint: 10 ft by 12 ft, sits nice behind a lilac bush
  • Refueling: once every 12 years, mark your calendar loosely
$48,500
The Grain Silo, a reactor disguised as a galvanized steel grain silo
Farm

The Grain Silo

A full farm unit dressed as a galvanized silo. Blends in so well the county assessor has walked past ours twice. The little steam wisp reads as "grain dryer" from the road.

  • Output: 8 megawatts, the whole operation with lights on
  • Footprint: one silo pad, ladder included
  • Refueling: every 10 years, or when the flag paint fades
$61,500
The Fixer-Upper, a rusty old reactor vessel on a hay wagon with an AS IS sign
As is

The Fixer-Upper

Came off a trade-in and Hank Sr. won't warranty it, which for Hank Sr. is really saying something. Runs, mostly. Comes on the wagon it's strapped to. Cash preferred.

  • Output: "around 1 megawatt on a good day"
  • Footprint: wherever the wagon stops rolling
  • Refueling: honestly, check it when you get home
$4,000
Ol' Faithful, a weathered 1987 reactor dome with rocking chairs beside it
Refurbished

Ol' Faithful

The first reactor Hank Sr. ever built, fully refurbished and technically for sale. He repaints the "1987" every spring and sits with it on Thursday evenings. Serious inquiries only.

  • Output: 3 megawatts, steady as a heartbeat since Reagan
  • Footprint: comes with its own rocking chair, non-negotiable
  • Refueling: Hank Sr. does it personally, always will
$155,000
A containment dome painted with a colorful barn quilt star pattern
Upgrade

Denise's Dome Deluxe

An upgraded containment dome for any unit on the lot, welded by Denise herself with the seams she's famous for at the fair. Shown with the barn quilt paint option.

  • Rated for: hail, tornado, one documented meteorite graze
  • Lead time: about six weekends, she has church stuff
  • Warranty: lifetime. Hers or the dome's, whichever's longer
$18,500 installed
The Church Social, a community reactor styled like a white country church hall with casserole tables out front
Community

The Church Social

Powers a small town and looks like the fellowship hall while doing it. Clapboard siding, a modest dome where the steeple would go, and room out front for folding tables.

  • Output: 45 megawatts, the town plus the time-and-temp sign
  • Footprint: one church lot, bunting included
  • Refueling: every 15 years, scheduled around the potluck
$240,000 installed
The County Line, twin cooling towers over cornfields with a red barn office at the base
Municipal

The County Line

The big one. Twin towers you can see from four townships, with a barn-style office at the base because some things aren't up for discussion. Our largest install to date, and the reason the punch card exists.

  • Output: 1,100 megawatts, the tri-county area and then some
  • Footprint: bring your plat map, and maybe your lawyer
  • Refueling: every 18 months, we bring the crew and the coffee
If you have to ask, call anyway

By the register

Small stuff and services

Annual Neutron Tune-Up

Denise comes out once a year, checks your seals, tightens what needs tightening, and leaves a sticker on the door like the oil change place.

$180/yr

Barn Quilt Dome Paint Job

Denise paints a traditional quilt block on your dome. Pick from her pattern book or bring your grandmother's. She will have opinions either way.

$2,200

Shop Cap

The same cap Hank Jr. wears, with the barn on the front. One size. It shrinks to fit if you sweat enough, and around here you will.

$18

Punch card rule, in writing since 1994: buy nine units at full price and your tenth is half off. Units, not caps. Gary at the bank asked us to clarify that.