Siege-grade residential defense
Mousehold Dynamics designs and manufactures medieval siege weaponry, engineered to scale, for the defense of the household against the house mouse. Trebuchets, ballistae, portcullises, and moats: proven doctrine, machined in aluminum, emplaced on your kitchen floor.
Divisions
Every Mousehold engagement follows the same principle: overwhelming, humane, and slightly theatrical superiority.
Featured systems
Selected platforms from the current program of record. Full specifications, pricing, and deployment imagery are published on the capabilities page.
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Begin your engagement
Make it an easy one. Take the two-minute threat assessment and receive a recommended defense program.
Run threat assessment