Frequently Asked Questions
Okay, but really. Why the navel specifically?
We understand the hesitation, so we will explain it again, and we are happy to. The navel is a natural carding chamber. Body warmth and gentle daily motion align the fibers, remove brittle fragments, and blend cotton with trace wool into an insulating medium of remarkable consistency. A songbird cannot tell you this, but a songbird can show you: offered a choice of materials in our 2022 preference trials, 34 of 40 birds chose the navel lint. The other six were starlings, and starlings choose chaos.
Is this sanitary?
By the time lint reaches a nest, it is cleaner than most things a bird will stand on that day. Every donation passes through our triple-wash sanitation cycle, a UV cabinet, and the inspection of a volunteer named Sandra who has rejected donations for less. We are the only fiber-recovery charity in the region with a written sanitation manual, mostly because we may be the only fiber-recovery charity in the region.
Can I donate dryer lint if I have a lot of it?
No, but thank you for reading this far before asking. Volunteers at our drives keep a small bin for well-meant dryer lint so that nobody drives home embarrassed. It is composted with full honors.
How much lint does one bird need?
About 0.4 grams insulates one warbler for one winter. A committed daily collector produces one to three grams a year. This means you, personally, are a two-to-seven warbler operation. Very few people can say that about themselves, and all of them are our donors.
I do not produce much lint. Can I still help?
Yes. Lint production is a gift unevenly distributed, and we do not judge. You can give monthly, volunteer at a sorting table, or simply switch to fleece and see what happens. Many of our finest donors started with nothing.
Will the warbler named after me know my name?
No. The warbler will not know its own name either. The certificate is for you. The warmth is for the warbler. We find this arrangement works well for both parties.
Are my donations tax-deductible?
Monetary donations are tax deductible to the full extent allowed by law. In-kind lint donations are valued by the IRS at zero dollars, a figure we dispute annually in a letter they have never answered.
What happened to the 2019 spring harvest?
Wind. We ask that you not bring it up at the drives, as several volunteers were present.