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All ten flavors, in order of how often people ask us why. Tap a bottle for a closer look.

Bottle of Hot Dog Water craft soda
The Flagship

Hot Dog Water

Salty and strangely nostalgic, with a warm mouthfeel we have chosen not to investigate. Pairs beautifully with a ballgame you have stopped watching.

$6
Bottle of Public Pool craft soda
Summer Classic

Public Pool

Chlorine-forward with sunscreen mid-notes and a faint echo of someone yelling "no running." Pairs beautifully with adult swim.

$6
Bottle of Aquarium Gravel craft soda

Aquarium Gravel

Mineral-rich with a decorative shimmer and a whisper of tiny castle. Pairs beautifully with staring at something for a very long time.

$6
Bottle of New Tire Smell craft soda
Best Seller

New Tire Smell

Bold rubber, showroom carpet, a finish rated for 60,000 miles. Pairs beautifully with a long wait at the DMV.

$7
Bottle of Garden Hose craft soda

Garden Hose

Sun-warmed vinyl with grassy top notes and the thrill of doing something your mother warned you about. Pairs beautifully with bare feet on a driveway.

$6
Bottle of Vase Water craft soda

Vase Water

Floral, funereal, a week past its best. Sediment is natural and, frankly, the point. Pairs beautifully with reading old text messages.

$6
Bottle of Cooler Melt craft soda

Cooler Melt

Icy and diluted, with a faint pink note from a popsicle lost at sea. Pairs beautifully with folding chairs at dusk.

$6
Bottle of Mop Bucket craft soda

Mop Bucket

Gray, sudsy, quietly authoritative. Tastes like a hallway you were not supposed to be in. Pairs beautifully with jury duty.

$6
Bottle of Parking Lot Slush craft soda
Winter Seasonal

Parking Lot Slush

Gray, cold, and gritty in spirit only, we promise. Pairs beautifully with scraping a windshield using a gift card.

$6
Wax-dipped bottle of Rain Gutter Reserve craft soda
Seasonal Reserve

Rain Gutter Reserve

Our single-roof fall release, aged in the gutter until the leaves say when. Wax-dipped and allocated. Pairs beautifully with pretending you can taste the difference.

$24

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