Forgiveness is temporary. Granite is forever.

Family-owned monument engraving since 1961. When you go, your grudges shouldn't have to.

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What we do

Most headstones say "beloved" and leave it at that. Ours say what you actually spent forty years thinking about.

A stonemason carving letters into a granite slab

Hand-carved grievances

Three generations of stonemasons cut every letter by hand. Your complaint about the ladder deserves nothing less.

Showroom with rows of polished sample headstones

Six granites, one message

Charcoal, black, rose, gray, green, and mahogany. Pick the stone that matches the mood of the original incident.

A man in a suit reading from a scroll at a graveside

Annual graveside readings

Our Eternal Reading Plan sends a licensed Grievance Officer to read your grudges aloud at the grave once a year, so nobody gets comfortable.

How it works

You do the resenting. We handle the paperwork and the chisel.

  1. Pre-register your grievances

    Sit down with one of our archivists and get it all on record: the ladder, the thermostat, the thing your brother-in-law did. He knows what he did.

  2. Annual review

    Grudges age. Some deepen, some get replaced by better ones. We interview you every year to keep your file current.

  3. Choose your stone and lettering

    Work with our design team on granite color, typeface, ornaments, and whether the neighbor's full legal name fits on one line.

  4. We set it in stone

    When the time comes, we carve your file exactly as registered. We don't soften the wording, we don't take edits from the family, and we certainly don't "let it go." Letting go is what the competition sells.

The Grudge Previewer

Type your grievance and see it the way the cemetery will. Engraving is billed at $4.50 per character, spaces included, because the chisel doesn't skip them.

HERE LIES
Your grudge here
1948 – STILL BITTER
0 / 120 characters
Estimated chisel fee: $0.00

Pricing

Every package includes the stone, installation, and a notarized Certificate of Grievance for the family records.

The Pebble

$850
one-time
  • One (1) grudge, front face only
  • Up to 40 characters
  • Choice of two granites
  • For the mostly forgiving

The Continued...

$5,900
one-time
  • Double-sided engraving with "CONTINUED ON BACK" panel
  • Unlimited grudges up to 2,000 characters, then $4.50 per character
  • Appendix and index available
  • Complimentary second visit for grudges remembered later

Eternal Reading Plan

$89
per year, forever, billed to your estate
  • Annual graveside reading of your full grudge file
  • Performed by a licensed Grievance Officer
  • Weather does not cancel
  • Named parties notified by postcard

Family plot? Multi-generational feud? Estate with more grudges than heirs?
Contact us for an Estate quote. Our record is one family, four stones, sixty-one years of material.

Testimonials

From the families we serve, and occasionally from the people named on the stones.

★★★★★

"Dad's stone lists the neighbor's ladder, the 1987 fishing trip, and me. He was right on all three counts. Beautiful lettering."

Doug R., son of a client
★★★★★

"Mom pre-registered 41 grievances. The archivist gently talked her down to the twelve load-bearing ones. That kind of service is rare."

Patricia L., Stowe
★★★★★

"We do the Eternal Reading every June. The officer reads the thermostat section with real feeling. Grandma would be furious, which is exactly what she wanted."

The Hendricks family

"I returned that ladder in 2004. I have photos. I have a receipt for the replacement he made me buy anyway. Please call me back."

Gary T., named party
★★★★★

"My wife and I got matching stones with our grudges about each other. The salesman called it the most honest marriage he'd ever seen."

Herb & Eleanor M., married 54 years
★★★★

"Four stars only because the footnote font was so small I had to kneel to read what Aunt Ruth said about my casserole. Which, fine. Point taken, Ruth."

Denise W., footnote subject

The family behind the feuds

Grudge Granite was founded in 1961 by Aldo Passero, who wanted his own headstone to mention a specific card game. His grandchildren run the shop today and still won't say who won.

Three generations of stonemasons in front of their workshop

Three generations deep

The Passeros have been carving Vermont granite for over sixty years. Each generation inherits the tools, the shop, and several open files.

A granite headstone reading HE NEVER RETURNED MY LADDER in a misty cemetery

Our most famous stone

The original "HE NEVER RETURNED MY LADDER" stone, placed in 1998, still gets visitors. Gary maintains his innocence. See the gallery for the full story.

The back of a headstone densely engraved with text, headed CONTINUED FROM FRONT

Built for volume

Some clients need the back of the stone. Some need an appendix. One client in Rutland needed a bench. We don't judge, we measure.

See the full Gallery of Grudges

Request an Estate quote

For family plots, corporate accounts, and grudges that require site surveys. An archivist will reply within two business days.

We keep all files confidential until the moment of engraving, at which point they become extremely public.