Hydrate like you
mean dinner.

Every bottle delivers 22 grams of electrolytes and the unmistakable essence of a food coma. Built for serious athletes with serious appetites.

Explore all 20 flavors Shop the core four Calculate your coma

The lineup

The core four. Zero apologies.

Each 20 oz bottle is triple filtered, gravy forward, and lab tested by people who asked us to stop sending samples. These four anchor the roster; the full menu runs 20 deep on Our Flavors.

Turkey & Gravy Surge bottle

Turkey & Gravy Surge

Our flagship. Savory, opaque, and 9% drippings by volume. Tastes like a second helping feels.

$3.99
Cranberry Stuffing Splash bottle

Cranberry Stuffing Splash

Tart cranberry with real bread crumb particles in suspension. Shake well. Then reconsider. Then shake again.

$3.99
Green Bean Casserole Chill bottle

Green Bean Casserole Chill

Cool, murky, and topped with a crispy onion float that our lawyers made us call "sediment."

$3.99
Limited holiday release Giblet Blast limited release bottle

Giblet Blast

We won't say which giblets. Collectors call it "the amber one." Available November through whenever we run out.

$5.99

That's 4 of 20.

The full roster runs from Mashed Potato Glacier to Black Friday Blackout, seasonals and limiteds included.

Browse all 20 flavors

Interactive tool

The Food Coma Calculator

Science tells us a food coma is just dehydration wearing a bib. Dial in your feast and we'll prescribe your bottle count.

4
Bottles prescribed

A sensible feast. Four bottles keeps the gravy flowing without alarming your physician.

Pricing

Pick your portion size

Every option ships in a thermally insulated box lined with a picture of a fireplace.

Single Bottle

$3.99
per bottle
  • Any core flavor
  • 22g electrolytes
  • One serving of courage

The Full Spread 12-Pack

$39.99
per case
  • Three bottles of each flavor
  • Free wishbone keychain
  • Saves $7.89 vs. singles

Feast Mode Monthly

$28.99
per month, cancel whenever
  • 12 bottles, your mix
  • Members-only gravy packet
  • Early access to Giblet Blast

Team & Enterprise

Call us
bulk, sponsorships, sideline coolers
  • Pallet pricing
  • Custom label with your mascot
  • A Poultry Performance Consultant
Request a quote

Sponsored athletes

Fueling champions, confusing others

Sponsored competitive eater holding a trophy and a bottle

Big Tony Passarelli, 4-time Gravy Boat Invitational champion, moments after his record 41-plate performance.

"Other drinks replace what you sweat out. Full Bird replaces what you ate. There's a difference, and I've built a career on it."

Big Tony Passarelli, competitive eater

"My agent signed the sponsorship before I tasted the product. I drank Turkey & Gravy Surge at mile 19 of Boston and saw my grandmother's dining room. I finished the race out of respect."

Deacon Reyes, marathon runner

"I put the Green Bean one in a glass at Thanksgiving and nobody noticed. Nobody. This family eats anything."

Enterprise

Talk to a Poultry Performance Consultant

For teams, leagues, corporate feasts, and anyone who needs gravy delivered by the pallet. You can also call 1-800-FULLBRD and ask for Craig.